Total Medals Earned: 813 (From
127 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,555 Points
Get yourself killed
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
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Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
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Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!